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FTG Gametwerp Episode 75 – “Indiana Drake”

The whole crew returns this week with some more gaming talk, plus a brand new parody song! We’re allowed to say “whole crew” because TheBrain was technically on air for a few seconds… Just listen – you’ll figure it out.

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– Intros

– More Uncharted Movie News & Uncharted Song

– Exercise Games

– Video Games Compared to Movies and TV

– Shout-outs

– Gag Reel

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Lyrics to the Uncharted Song:

Guess who’s playing Drake

Who’s playing Drake

Who’s playing

Marky Marky Mark Wahlberg

 

Hi kids, do you like Uncharted?

So did I, but then I found out Hollywood brain-farted

They want Marky Mark to play Nathan Drake

An ex-rapper treasure hunter? Sounds kinda fake

It might sound corny, but Drake’s kinda my hero

But now I find out they’re casting Robert De Niro

And if that doesn’t make things sound a bit too messy

Then the press says that they’re gonna go and hire Joe Pesci

What’s wrong with Pesci, man? He was in Goodfellas

Yeah but this movie’s gonna be cheesier than mozzarella

I liked Wahlberg a lot when he was in The Departed

But, man, keep that dude away from my precious Uncharted

And all I can hope for is a decent female lead

Dear God – if they pick Kristen Stewart, please kill me

Wait a minute Pope, you can’t diss that Twilight star!

Dear God – Please hit the whole Twilight cast with a sports car

 

Guess who’s playing Drake

Who’s playing Drake

Who’s playing

Marky Marky Mark Wahlberg

 

At the rate it’s going, this movie’s gonna be terrible

The only thing worse would be to sign on Uwe Boll

At least he’s probably played the game

Unlike these Hollywood morons who probably don’t even know Drake’s name

They butchered Street Fighter, and Doom was straight crap

Silent Hill was all right, but not Mortal Kombat

And here they go again with Naughty Dog’s title

C’mon, Ted Price, This film’s gonna be vile

Ninety nine percent of video game movies suck

And I care less for them than a crap-filled dump truck

They wanna make a back story, create Drake’s family

Turn him into a treasure cop, make him less manly

You know your film sucks when the gamers rush the stands

Spittin’ on your hands like some pissed off Uncharted fans

David O. Russell? Yeah he’s the guy directing

So I wrote him, “Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ***hole”

 

Guess who’s playing Drake

Who’s playing Drake

Who’s playing

Marky Marky Mark Wahlberg