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So you make a fighting game about big-breasted ladies throwing down. Then you make a couple sequels with bigger boobs and a few spin-offs with volleyballs (which are really just metaphors for more boobs). Where do you go next? If you’re Dead or Alive developer Team Ninja, you make mouse pads. Innocent enough, right? Wrong – here they are.
The mouse pads feature Dead or Alive characters Kasumi, Hitomi, and Ayane sporting their, well, series-sellers. What you can’t see from the picture is that these mouse pads are three-dimensional. Those double d’s actually bubble up from the mouse pad itself, giving the user wrist support (insert joke here), which is actually quite the ergonomic feature.
There was no announcement regarding these Dead or Alive mouse pads coming stateside, but they’ll be available in Japan this December. You can pre-order now for 4,200 yen – about $53 USD – if your heart (or y’know, other thing) desires them. For now, you could always check out our review of Dead or Alive 5 or hit up the official Dead or Alive 5 website.
